asheathes:

When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter”

Do you not understand?

There is no “next Harry Potter”

YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED

(via figureitoutontheway)

shorm:

onlyslightly:

moosesweaters:

I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:

little league quidditch

the quaffle is a beach ball with a hover charm

(Source: scottmccutiewiththebooty, via maggie-de-la-mancha)

"I like to imagine that the world is one big machine. You know, machines never have any extra parts. They have the exact number and type of parts they need. So I figure if the entire world is a big machine, I have to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too."

— Brian Selznick, The Invention of Hugo Cabret (via observando)

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

(via lipstick-feminists)

lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

(via thickmints)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

didyoudrinkmygingerale:

#linguisticsmajors

(Source: orangeis, via thickmints)


Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?
Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?

(Source: quarrterquels, via thequeenbey)

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

(via maggie-de-la-mancha)